Government Blames Bajaj For The Poor State Of Wrestling In India As It Stopped The Production Of Scooters

There is one thing common between all wrestling movies in India. Be it Sultan, be it Dangal, the protagonist uses the same mode of transport, i.e Bajaj scooters.

Salman was seen riding one and now even Aamir has taken forward the tradition. It is a fact that wrestlers still use this old mode of transport and they are comfortable in it. This has given an opportunity to pass on the blame for the poor condition of wrestling in India on to Bajaj which for a long time now has stopped the production of scooters.

Bajaj has welcomed the criticism and has drawn out a plan to revive the acceptable mode of transport in smaller cities. They even want to associate with Dangal for promotion purposes. Bajaj has promised that it will keep the scooters very cost effective so that all wrestlers can afford it and their commute between home and stadium will be comfortable.

Companies like Honda and TVS are also in talks to launch special edition vehicles designed for the wrestlers. Its good that movies like Sultan and Dangal are bringing us closer on our traditional sport like wrestling.

Chinese President To India : We Will Support Pakistan Until You Remove ‘Chinese Bhel’ From Your Menu

The recently concluded BRICS summit brought the leaders of 5 big big economies together in their fight against terrorism. There was a consensus related to actions against terrorist outfits.

The leaders discussed on various things other than terrorism. That included food, culture, hobbies and future aspirations. The Chinese President Xi Jinping was very vocal about his distaste for Indian Chinese food. Indians have literally customized the Chinese menu according to their own taste.

Some of the famous Chinese food on Indian menu are ‘Gobi Manchurian’, ‘Paneer Chilly’, ‘Chinese Bhel’ and lot more. Its a surprise that these dishes have no existence in China and Indians selling it with the brand name of China.

Xi Jinping was very furious with the dish name ‘Chinese Bhel’ as it is just a disproportionate mixture of all Chinese ingredients. He has strongly condemned the invention of such dishes in India. In fact he has urged PM Modi to personally look into the matter and ban the dish across India. Once the dish is completely banned in India, China will withdraw its support to Pakistan.

Indians are very attached to the Chinese Bhel and its seems very difficult to ban it in near future, but with China’s offer of isolating Pakistan, we can very well think of implementing the ban.

Or else, we should at least change the name of the dish.

Fair & Lovely Takes Offence In Serena Williams Winning So Many Titles Without Using Their Products

Fair & Lovely has always promoted itself as a brand which gives confidence to women in achieving their dreams. Their ads always show women achieving greater heights after using their products.

But Serena Williams has put an end to their claim. She has achieved something which only few women can even dream of, i.e. 22 grand slam titles. She has the record of being the no1 player for the longest duration in women’s tennis.

Recently fair & lovely management team held a meeting to discuss the impact of Serena Williams on the sale of their products. According to them she is the reason for their sales taking a hit. They have even planned out an ad campaign where they would show Serena as an exception of achieving dreams without using fair & lovely.

Fair & Lovely has asked its employees to prepare a list of women who are achieving things without using their products. They will all be covered under the exceptional women category.

Well, let’s see how they get their sales back, but full marks for their efforts

Captured Terrorists Convey That They Had Crossed Border Just To Use Indian Wi-Fi And Update Their Apps

After the Uri attacks, the Indian army has unearthed many infiltration activities. Recently 5 terrorists were captured entering Indian territory with weapons.

 According to terrorists, these activities are going to increase in the coming days, but the reason they gave is shocking.

According to the infiltrators, they have no access to internet in Pakistan where 2G is going to be launched in 2018. Just like other citizens, even Pakistanis are data hungry and have to constantly upgrade their applications on android or iPhone. This has led to serious infiltration as they can access free internet in India.

Major operators in India have launched 4G services and it is the dream of a Pakistani to use 4G in his/her lifetime. They have promised the Indian government that they will update the applications and return back as soon as possible. One of the terrorists also talked about his dream of using a Jio internet simcard before he returns to Pakistan.

Security agencies are verifying the statements given by these Pakistanis, and if found correct they will all be provided Jio Sims as a goodwill gesture by Indian government.